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I brought the rope.

lavienoire:

hauntedmilk:

hamburgerjack:

tramampoline:

gourmetknights:

The developer of Call Of Duty has said that COD players aren’t real gamers because they rarely try other franchises

I’m laughing so hard oh my god imagine how they must feel knowing he thinks that about them

incredible

Fake Gamer Boys

oh this tastes so fucking good

oh, but he is right.

What a wonderful thought it is that some of the best days of our lives haven’t happened yet.
Unknown (via bookwormings)

hottjavascriptt:

Dating advice is always just a laundry list of excuses for unfair male behavior and coping techniques for women to adjust to that.

You are super beautiful.

Thank you!!

championofazura:

Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales. 

witnesstheabsurd:

and the last thing I saw before falling unconscious
was your right hand tracing a heart on my thigh
and I thought my god what an infantile gesture
and I thought my god what an indescribable high

witnesstheabsurd:

and the last thing I saw before falling unconscious
was your right hand tracing a heart on my thigh
and I thought my god what an infantile gesture
and I thought my god what an indescribable high

"If I don’t come home covered head to toe in fake blood then I haven’t done my job as a horror director." -Eli Roth

"If I don’t come home covered head to toe in fake blood then I haven’t done my job as a horror director." -Eli Roth

officialsamwinchester:

do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go

"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"

Is this what happy feels like?